LOG ON:
Making a wood stove hot
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LOG OFF:
Too much wood on fire
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MONITOR:
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
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DOWN LOAD:
Gitten the farwood offluff'n the truck
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MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
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FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too 777much farwood
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RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
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HARD DRIVE:
Gitten home in the winter time
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WINDOWS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
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SCREEN:
Whut to shut when its black fly season
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BYTE:
Whut dem dang flys do
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CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV
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MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
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MODEM:
Whatcha do to the hay fields
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DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrix's wife
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LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
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KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
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SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
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MOUSE:
What eats the grain in the barn
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MOUSE PAD:
That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
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MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof
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PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine
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ENTER:
Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"
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CLICK:
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
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DOUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel
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REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the
outhouse
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