You are just about the whitest cracker I've ever seen, super.
what brand of suncreen you use?
"Basement Hues, SPF 160"??
Yer so damn white, you make a lab rat look like Malcom X..
I mean, yer so white, you make winston churchill look like nipsy russell.. you make pinky and the brain look like gangstas...
.. and, hell; yer so damn ugly, you make hitech look good..