This Skydome official was arrested today after trying sell beer for the incredible price of $35 for SIX BEERS. Officials at the Toronto Stadium were quoted as saying, "This guy tried to under-cut us...he's got to go. We were also concerned about his command of the English language given the mistake in his sign."
Officials at Skydome were also very proud to announce new seats availiable to those who have recovered from decapitation. Shown in the same picture is Gladys, demonstating just how great the "Head-Only" seats were.