Author Topic: If They Were to Remake the Original Star Trek... (Read 318 times)

H. Godwineson · « **on:** September 05, 2002, 03:13:40 PM »

...who would you like to see cast as Captain James T. Kirk?

...as Uhura?

...as Spock?

...as Sulu?

...as Bones?

Regards, Shuckins

gofaster · « **Reply #1 on:** September 05, 2002, 03:19:28 PM »

Kirk = Steven Segall

Spock = Jean Claude Van Damme

Sulu = Sho Kosugi

Uhura = Cynthia Rothrock (even though she never showed any skin in her films, thereby ruining the best reason to go see her movies in the first place)

Bones = Bolo Yeung

And you missed one: Scotty = Jackie Chan

And at the end of every episode, they could flip out and chop off the Klingon's heads. Ka-Plah!

Kieran · « **Reply #2 on:** September 05, 2002, 03:52:23 PM »

Kirk- George Clooney

Spock - Pierce Brosnin

Uhura - Halle Berry

Sulu - Jet Lee

Scotty - Sean Connery (I know, I know, he's Irish... but he can do the brogue well enough)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 05, 2002, 04:03:51 PM »

Good choices Kieran, but I would go with Bruce Willis for Kirk,....the rest is top notch.

For McCoy/Bones: George Clooney

Udie · « **Reply #4 on:** September 05, 2002, 04:04:38 PM »

Mike Myers as all of them

Wlfgng · « **Reply #5 on:** September 05, 2002, 04:06:54 PM »

Russell Crowe as Kirk mebee

the rest I agree with Kieran

Thrawn · « **Reply #6 on:** September 05, 2002, 04:23:23 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Kieran
Scotty - Sean Connery (I know, I know, he's Irish... but he can do the brogue well enough)

Ya, that's why he has a "Scotland Forever" tattoo. Sir Sean Connery is from Edinburgh.

jonnyb · « **Reply #7 on:** September 05, 2002, 04:32:16 PM »

beat me to it Thrawn...

Kieran · « **Reply #8 on:** September 05, 2002, 05:09:45 PM »

Yikes, sorry Thrawn...

...and most profound apologies to Sir Sean Connery.

I stick with Clooney for Kirk, because the character is a womanizer. I don't know that Willis can carry it as well.

For Bones, who's that dude that plays Frazier's dad? Somehow I can see him saying the lines, "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!"

Wlfgng · « **Reply #9 on:** September 05, 2002, 05:13:22 PM »

hey anyone is better than Scott Baio (sp) !!!

Pei · « **Reply #10 on:** September 05, 2002, 07:28:12 PM »

Kirk- banana

Spock - Mathman

Uhura - Flossy

Sulu - Sally

Chekov - Urchin

Scotty - Ripsnort