Elf, if I weren't too lazy to go search, I'm sure I could quote you actually agreeing with me about a few things.
My lawn is average at best... after all Labradors live and play here. I hate chain link... the back has 4' cedar pickets space about 3" to keep the dogs in the back when I want them in the back.
No pink flamingoes or any lawn art for that matter... if I WERE to get some lawn art, it'd probably be something to do with Labs.
Guess this means I'm not conservative, huh?
I never really thought of myself as conservative. I describe myself as a "common sense responsibilitarian/accountabilitarian".
If someone else finds that viewpoint to be "conservative" I think that might say more about them than me.