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Offline Pei

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Do conservatives make you want to kill yourself?
« on: September 18, 2002, 06:54:13 PM »
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Offline Curval

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2002, 06:59:58 PM »
:D It is what we conservatives refer to as "culling".

Nothing to worry about here...move on.
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2002, 07:06:12 PM »
Natural selection.  :)
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Offline Thud

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2002, 07:18:07 PM »
Nah, conservatives just make me wanna kill conservatives...
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2002, 07:42:16 PM »
i think what we have is a error in translation, a "conservative" in ozland or england would be a far left wing liberal in the USA, example is the banning of all personal weapons for self defense in ozland and england.
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Offline Gman

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2002, 11:23:00 PM »
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Nah, conservatives just make me wanna kill conservatives


Too bad the conservatives have the guns, what are you going to kill them with, harsh language and new age ideas?

:p
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Offline Dinger

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2002, 12:29:44 AM »
Yeah, well the variation in those numbers is statisically insignificant.  Even so, since a huge amount of suicides comes from repressed homosexuals in oppressive regimes, I'd expect to see even more impressive numbers for US citizens under the "Reagan neo-Republican" regime.  Frankly, I'm with the sensible people.  Suicide is a copout; if you're gonna die for something, die for something you believe in.


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Offline Thud

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2002, 07:42:00 AM »
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Too bad the conservatives have the guns, what are you going to kill them with, harsh language and new age ideas?

:p


Well, my good mom always said that namecalling hurts, so therefore if I use enough harsh language against them eventually they will perish, I guess?!?...
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2002, 07:51:40 AM »
Well, just about every politician makes me want to puke. Does that count?
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2002, 09:00:39 AM »
There aren't that many times I'll agree with Toad.

However, I'm in perfect agreement over his last statement.

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Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2002, 10:17:14 AM »
Liberal propaganda is to blame!

They do everything in their power to instill fear of conservative rule in the electorate.

"They'll take away your Social Security!"

"They'll let your children starve!"

"They'll destroy the environment!"

"They hate minorities!"

"They're child molesters!"

"They'll kidnap your pets to use in horrible experiments in research laboratories!"

"They'll reduce your taxes!"


Oops!  I just went off the deep end!


Regards, Shuckins
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2002, 10:32:23 AM »
LOL Shuckins!
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2002, 11:01:23 AM »
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Originally posted by H. Godwineson
Liberal propaganda is to blame!

They do everything in their power to instill fear of conservative rule in the electorate.

"They'll take away your Social Security!"

"They'll let your children starve!"

"They'll destroy the environment!"

"They hate minorities!"

"They're child molesters!"

"They'll kidnap your pets to use in horrible experiments in research laboratories!"

"They'll reduce your taxes!"


Oops!  I just went off the deep end!


Regards, Shuckins


Reduce taxes my ass! The rest is true though.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2002, 11:28:34 AM »
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Reduce taxes my ass! The rest is true though.


True that they instill fear in you, or true that you buy it? LOL!
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Offline MrBill

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2002, 03:04:14 PM »
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if you're gonna die for something, die for something you believe in.
heh.
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Cool! I'll hold the bayonet. :D

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