500 huh?
Brings a few quotes to mind:
"Never in the field of software conflict was so much owed by so many to so few." Winston Churchrat
"Don't be a fool and die for your toejamty software. Let the other sonofasqueak die for his." Gen. George Ratton
"If you treat end users right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time."
Franklin D. Ratsevelt