Originally posted by Kieran:
Merry Christmas, my poor, misguided youth. There's always hope! 
Yes,..but what are we hoping for?
1) StSanta finally gets a new pair of thongs?
2) StSanta finally converts to master drag queen?
3) StSanta finally can get his big arse into the toilet and stops using the bathtub for dumping his load?
4) StSanta finally finds the true path of enlightment, only to drop his flashlight?
5) StSanta finally declares leather is really not meant for him?
6) StSanta finally discovers his braing was in the last leather thong he wore?
7) StSanta finally reveals he is a sheep in leather clothing?
8) StSanta finally finds the tootsie roll he lost in his chair from 2 years ago?
9) StSanta finally leaves his house for a 2 hour walk to his car?
10) StSanta finally realizes the AH community is wise to him?
Merry Christmas StSanta!
