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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2002, 12:53:33 AM »
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George Washington owned slaves didn't he?


Ripsnort you probably did something today that will be considered barbaric in 200 years, and probably correctly so.
George Washington was a great president and not coincidentally, the only one not a member of a political party

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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2002, 01:03:42 AM »
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it is rumored Jefferson did after he was widowed , Washington was fathfull to his wife


This has been proven to be fact, not rumor.

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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2002, 07:37:09 PM »
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But any country who invites them should be bombed.  Also thier neighbors, and any small country that happens to be on the way.

War is good.  Good war footage on CNN beats any of the other crap on TV.  Our army is entirely volunteer, they've volunteered for the danger of a war, nobody is there against thier will.

Plus we REALLY need to justify some of the military's expenditures.  The B-1b and B-2 really need to drop some tonnage.

Lets face it, we love blowing sh*t up.   If we can free a country, or get rich doing it, even better!

Figuring out what bits are jokes and which aren't are left as an exercise to the reader.


Yeah, and we've still got a boatload of ordinance left over from Vietnam... its cheaper to drop it than decommission it.  Watch your step Canaduh...  :D

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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2002, 08:47:51 PM »
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If you had a slave you would do her too...dont lie about it.
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Not if my slave looked like you.

Thrawn, they did DNA analysis on the Jeffersons and found out that George, Louizie and Lionel were direct decendants of old Tom himself.

They extorted the white Jeffersons by threatening to reveal their common heritage and the white Jeffersons, being the snobbish sort of dolts who actually care about such things, gave the black Jeffersons a boatload of money to keep quiet.

Really, you think that Movin On Up is the result of hard work? And that George made it in the drycleaning business?? LOL Give me a friggin break. You don't buy no de-luxe apartment in the sky running a stinkin dry cleaning business and how many people in the ghetto use a dry cleaners anyway? That story was a cover.

They were on TV alot but, true to their words, George, Louizie and Lionel never told.

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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2002, 09:12:22 PM »
WEASZY!

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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2002, 09:57:37 PM »
Nah, I meant how did he know Washington didn't cheat on his wife?

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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2002, 12:12:18 AM »
G.W. didn't have any kids...maybe he wasn't fornicating w/ every girl in sight like clinton, jfk, fdr, taft, jefferson, etc...who knows? maybe he was gay; maybe he loved to masturbate & never had any 'left over' for the ladies; maybe he loved to masturbate & had plenty 'left over' for the ladies; maybe he banged everything in sight, but was impotent and only occasionally masturbated...

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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2002, 01:29:01 AM »
George Washington died of complications from syphilus.

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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2002, 01:45:50 AM »
Guess his wooden condom failed

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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2002, 02:53:10 AM »
I don't think a wooden condom would ever be successful, do you?

"Only partially de-barked, for her pleasure"
War! Never been so much fun. War! Never been so much fun! Go to your brother, Kill him with your gun, Leave him lying in his uniform, Dying in the sun.

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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2002, 01:06:10 PM »
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"We know Al Queda terrorists went to Baghdad at some point...err...in the past...err... we don't know what for...err... press conference over... can we go to war now?."

Thanks Donald!

Al Queda terrorists went to half the capitals in Europe, not to mention all North Africa. And Saudi Arabia, and Syria and Iran....


Shit. Rumsfeld is a dangerous stupid.

He already said Chechen terrorists were trained in Iraq. What a nonsence! But at the same time Georgian regime selling them Igla and Strela hand-held SAMs is OK and US will protect Shevardnadze and his gang :(

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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2002, 03:50:13 PM »
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George Washington died of complications from syphilus.

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Washington dies for some sort of actue throat infection, possibly supraglottitis, laryngeal diphtheria, quinsy, acute laryngitis or Ludwig's angina or maybe because he was down ~ 5 pints of blood due to bleeding by leeches...the symtoms are quite unlike syphilus, but complications from AIDS could be a possibility (maybe he shared an unclean leech w/ a slave recently arrived from Africa)

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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2002, 03:55:19 PM »
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Ludwig's angina


More like Ludwina's vagina.

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« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2002, 01:30:41 AM »
the feminine form of Ludwig is Luise