Author Topic: Alternatives to buying a Deer hunting license (Read 2135 times)

Thrawn · « **Reply #45 on:** October 01, 2002, 06:34:16 PM »

So I guess it's okay if I post pictures of eviserated, burnt, shot mangled humans?

What about babies?

I mean death is all part of the circle of life right?

Udie · « **Reply #46 on:** October 01, 2002, 06:45:37 PM »

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I hit a deer once in my cessna.....was horrible! He was cut up badly and screamin this horrible sounding cry all the while that little red nose just kept flashin and flashin...it was awful!

OMG dude this has to be the most aweful thing I have ever read on this board!!!! ROFLOL!!!!! If I drank milk, and if I had been drinking it when I read that I would have spewed it out my nose for sure!

About the dead deer up there. I BET THAT CAR STANK!!!!! I wonder if he'll ever be able to get that smell out of there? I hope the state let him keep it, that was one expensive freezer full of meat!! A deer lease would have been cheaper! Shame to waiste such a fine animal. Sucker's got a thick neck!

About hitting deer on the road. I've come close a few times but never managed to get one yet, they sure can dodge good!

Seriously, I was told that if you're going fast like over 45-50 mph that it's best not to swerve to miss the deer, you'll most likely lose control and wreck. I've always been told to hit the breaks hard until just before you hit, then you floor it, pedal to the metal. Now Elfie, I'm not saying this to be mean. The attitude of the car will change when you get off the breaks and on the gas and the nose will lift, lessening the chance that the deer will come through the windshield.

Never tested it, but it seems like it would work, if you could remember it that fast.....

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Just noticed something ironic about the last picture. Look at the bottom of the guts that just came through the broken windshield. There's a squeegy

Cobra · « **Reply #47 on:** October 01, 2002, 06:53:31 PM »

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Originally posted by Thrawn
So I guess it's okay if I post pictures of eviserated, burnt, shot mangled humans?

What about babies?

I mean death is all part of the circle of life right?

Relax, Frances.

Cobra

Innominate · « **Reply #48 on:** October 01, 2002, 06:59:53 PM »

Er..uhh..

Animals are NOT disney characters.

The animals don't secretly talk to each other when people aren't around, regardless of what disney movies may be.

In much of the USA, deer are overpopulated. It causes hazards for motorists, and suffering for the deer(not enough food, etc) Where I used to live(Amherst, NY near buffalo) the deer had to be constantly kept in check by hunters, just to keep them from starving. The lack of any predators requires humans to be the predators, or let the deer starve. Anyways, which is a more humane way for a deer to go? Starve, get your throat ripped out by a wolf, or shot by a hunter? The natural world is far more cruel than anything humans can do.

Anyways, A few years ago we were on the interstate, late at night, at the last 45mins of a four hour drive. Out of nowhere a deer leapt across the road, right in front of our minivan, and was decapitated from the impact.

Thrawn · « **Reply #49 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:01:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Cobra

Relax, Frances.

Cobra

Relax, Frances, yourself.

Asked three questions. Not even one exclamation mark in the entire thing.

Cobra · « **Reply #50 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:08:40 PM »

LOL Thrawn...I'm sorry, it was the hyperboly of the entire post, not so much its inclusion or exclusion of any specific punctuation.

Cobra

Thrawn · « **Reply #51 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:09:40 PM »

One sec, I have to look up hyperboly.

Yeager · « **Reply #52 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:10:10 PM »

Obviously that damned deer thought itself was a P47 and believed the SUV was a AcesHigh CV

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Seriously, these photos are a good lesson for people. A Deer wighing 150 pounds hitting a car going 60 MPH can make for a very lethal and tragic impact. Think now how you might react now. These pictures could go along ways towards saving life.

Cobra · « **Reply #53 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:10:34 PM »

Ok....maybe absurdity.

Cobra

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #54 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:14:16 PM »

Relacs Francis

Thrawn · « **Reply #55 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:21:11 PM »

I'm not the one that brought up the "circle of life" rationalisation.

But seriously no one else would mind if I put up some pictures of dead homo sapiens?

I mean we're all animals right?

-Francis

Edit: Look I found the picture offensive. I don't expect to be greeted with animal guts on this BBS.

Cobra · « **Reply #56 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:31:53 PM »

No, just one who took it too absurdity.

Swoops Mingers where much more horrifying than the deer picture. (j/king for the sense of humor impaired).

Then why not just say you found the pictures offensive? Why the dramatics?

And what do you think you see everday at the deli or meat counter? Fake Animal meat? (could be true at the Piggly-Wiggly)

Cobra

Thrawn · « **Reply #57 on:** October 01, 2002, 07:51:30 PM »

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Then why not just say you found the pictures offensive? Why the dramatics?

More entertainment value and I like the socratic method.

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And what do you think you see everday at the deli or meat counter? Fake Animal meat? (could be true at the Piggly-Wiggly)

Cobra

HA! I've never seen fresh venison a'la car at the meat counter.

Cobra · « **Reply #58 on:** October 01, 2002, 08:46:06 PM »

LOL!

Cobra

Elfenwolf · « **Reply #59 on:** October 01, 2002, 10:36:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Innominate
Er..uhh..

Animals are NOT disney characters.

The animals don't secretly talk to each other when people aren't around, regardless of what disney movies may be.

I agree Disney deer are not modeled properly and I find the lack of deer genitals in the Bambi trilogy (Bambi, Bambi Comes Home and Bambi vs. Godzilla) somewhat disconcerting, but really, this is Disney Corp. and given the G rating they strive for in their movies I can understand.

However, Hi Tech Creations has no such obligation to the Motion Picture Association and should take the bold step of modeling the sheep with proper genetillia. I sincerely believe the battle between Warbirds and Aces High for survival will depend upon who has the most anatomically correct sheep, but I am confident the staff at Hi Tech Creations will win the battle against their Warbirds counterparts due to their superior knowledge of sheep genetillia. After all, why do you think HT hired Skuzzy?