George vs. Saddam in a Duel

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Originally posted by wulfie
Nah, you guys have it all wrong. Seriously.

Sadaam is older, and definitely has lived a rougher life.

Like him or not, the Pres. is in pretty damn good shape. Runs 3-4 a day (sub 8:00/mile, which isn't bad at all for someone his age) and also hits the PT pretty well. Remember he was a fighter pilot, has to have some athletic genes in him.

I say we take the duel - in a neutral country. But we drag out the duel date for like 2 months, all the while having the Pres. train in secret with the best fencer we can find. Then we'll spike Sadaam's water with AN before the duel.

I'll tell you all one thing I would have loved to see the Vega$ handicappers in action if the duel was accepted.

Mike/wulfie

Perhaps Bush is in better shape..but "duels" are not fought generally with fists..usually they involve weapons.  This certainly gives Sadaam the edge...he has personally exectuted political opponents in the past so I would imagine he is fairly handy with a gun...he didn't miss after-all.

Bush may be a Texan..but his upbringing suggests that he was too busy suckling his silver spoon to be bothered with playing with guns.

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Maybe Bush should choose electric chairs ar gas-chambers or whatever they use in Texas for executing people as his weapon.

There he has more knowledge than mad Saddam.

Or a AH-game while both are sitting on electrec chairs. The looser gets 20000 V


PS: Its good that Bush can choose the weapon - otherwise Saddam could choose a Pretzel and would win easily again Bush