If there's any unkilled chutes in my vicinity, then i really messed up. my apologies if any leak past... I really try to avoid lettin the score dweeb maggots get any self-congratulatory satisfaction outta gettin shot down. Call it a personal mission of denial on my part.
"oh toejam, i'm hit.. this is goofmaw, I'm bailing..."
goofmaw hits the silk at 8k... but he figures he'll wait till the last second before pullin the ripcord..
"fatty, we got a freefall chutist commin down thu 6k.. 2 beers for the bagger"
5 FDB's start skeet shootin.. one MAW goes POOF just as the silk blooms at 300ft.
"gawdammit; you gay FDB retards, thanks alot for killin my chute..."
"yer welcome, MAW.."
Actually we should get extra points for baggin 'em on the freefall. We should also get points for kill stealing and friendly fire snuffs. I think I killed a friendly chute once in TOD. That ought be worth double points. Of course if a chute snuff elicits a prime time whine or an indignant self-rightious BBS tirade, double points and a Big Game Safari Helmet w/oak leaf clusters is obligatory.
