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Offline Sandman

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« on: October 13, 2002, 02:07:24 PM »
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me.

She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew how to deal with this situation. I headed out the front door

There, leaning against my car was her husband. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he  congratulated me on passing their little test.

I kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was asinine  roadkill, but I'm marrying their daughter, not them.

I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my car was to get a condom ...
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Offline Innominate

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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2002, 02:28:19 PM »
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!
Nice.
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Offline JoeDirt

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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2002, 02:46:57 PM »
dude....u were gonna do ur fiancees mom??? with out ur Fiance?!?!


ur messed up!
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2002, 02:57:25 PM »
At best they sound like two of the most manipulative people I've ever heard of.  Have you told your fiancee?
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Offline sling322

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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2002, 03:29:16 PM »
Thats some messed up way to see if you really love their daughter.  I would dump her and her whole kooky family before the really crazy toejam starts.  Better yet, you should have jumped off the couch and ran into the bedroom and then picked up the phone and called your fiancee and asked her, "Do you know where I am?"  Then let her parents try to explain what in the hell they were thinking.
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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2002, 04:01:41 PM »
Sandy, it's a good thing you didn't have a condom in your wallet.
;)
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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2002, 07:08:25 PM »
What's stepmom look like ? :D
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2002, 07:16:10 PM »
LOL Sandman.  Did you go back in the house then?:D


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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2002, 07:25:53 PM »
No doubt she's a well preserved hottie like fatty's mom.

q: You told yer fiancee yet about her parents lil test??

q: do the parents live at least 3 states away?

q: does yer fiancee 'depend' on her folks in day to day life?

If she didn't wig at her rents fer the roadkill test, and those 'rents are liable to be yakkin in yer soon to be wifes ear on a daily basis.. well then my friend, you ARE marrying the rents.

just fer the record, I'da passed on the squeak, pounded the pop when he dropped the bomb and dumped the fiancee on the spot if she didn't refuse to elope immediately.

but thats just me. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2002, 08:18:32 PM »
Oh... gotta add... it's a story...

It's not MY story. I've been married for nineteen years.
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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2002, 09:32:39 PM »
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Originally posted by Hangtime
No doubt she's a well preserved hottie like fatty's mom.

q: You told yer fiancee yet about her parents lil test??

q: do the parents live at least 3 states away?

q: does yer fiancee 'depend' on her folks in day to day life?

If she didn't wig at her rents fer the roadkill test, and those 'rents are liable to be yakkin in yer soon to be wifes ear on a daily basis.. well then my friend, you ARE marrying the rents.

just fer the record, I'da passed on the squeak, pounded the pop when he dropped the bomb and dumped the fiancee on the spot if she didn't refuse to elope immediately.

but thats just me. ;)


Damn Hang!!! i have heard Newfies talk and make more sense!
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2002, 11:38:36 PM »
newfies??

as in 'yah cain't get thayh from heyah.." ??
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« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2002, 08:52:09 AM »
:D
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2002, 08:55:35 AM »
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 but I'm marrying their daughter, not them.

.......ooh I don't know. *Holloween Music plays*
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« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2002, 09:03:07 AM »
Sandman, she said "I want to have sex with Ewe"...not YOU!  My God man!
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