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The auction ends in two days, and all of this will be lost forever, I thought I should cut/paste/post it for all to read later:
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· Air Conditioning · Power Locks · Convertible
· Power Windows · Driver Airbag · Passenger Airbag
· Cruise Control · CD Player
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VIPER VETTE TWIN TURBO KILLER 32mpg
Vehicle Description
This is the car you want. It has the potential to beat any viper or corvette out there. Go to summitracing.com and type in Nitrous or super charger. The cost will be worth it coming out of a toll booth. Limited Edition Number 481 out of 1500. fast furious hemi dodge viper lambo ferrari Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me
Vehicle Condition
I wanna get this straight right now, everything works like a good used car. All parts (including transmission, front suspension and front wheel drive boots) are working very good. The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. That was looked into but it never happened. My uncle had his truck parked in front of mine and it was leaking. Not my car. I always wait until the car is fully stopped before I put the car into another gear. The tires don't go flat a lot and the air pressure is changed about once a week. All of the lights on the inside are very bright, sometimes too bright but you can dim them. The trunk opens and closes good. I haven't really seen all of underneath the car but i can try to get some pictures so you can see how dirty or clean it is. This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so. There are some indentations in the floor mat from the gas pedal but that is the way it goes. Also, the back seat is small and clean. The car is a Japanese car that was built in Japan but driven in US. This car was mainly driven to/from work and my house. So most of the miles are highway and back roads. The car has always been driveway kept. No large objects, such as animals or stop signs, were ever hit. I have email now so you can email me. Please remember that EVERYTHING WORKS GOOD. If there are any problems with the brake hoses or anything like that, they are fine now, so it will be your responsibility. Unless it falls under the comprehensive 60 mile warranty. corvette mustang honda civic accord acura 300 z 350z supra toyota camry used new John Hartnett
Terms of Sale
60 mile warranty. You bid on it, you buy it. If this is a gift, I will put on a bow on it and lie for tax purposes. (If you win)
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On Oct-15-02 at 07:23:27 PDT, seller added the following information:
There have been many people emailing me regarding this auction. Due to some concerns, I will change the warranty to 100 miles. That's right, 100 miles. If you need more, let me know. Also, I have a car cover. I never put it on the car but it is a very good car cover. It is designed for 94-98 Toyota Celica. It is not included in this auction.
Another thing. Many people have called me names and said that I can't speak english but I did not say I was a english teacher. I said I was selling a car. A 96 Toyota Celica.
One more thing. This car can, I repeat, CAN beat any corvette or viper out there. If you have a corvette or viper, take it out there and try it. I have driven this car fast but not really so the engine is very good kept condition.
If you have any more questions, please go to TRD Racing.com (or something similar) they will tell you the exact specs on how to destroy any Supra or Cutlass.
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On Oct-17-02 at 04:56:41 PDT, seller added the following information:
Let me make this REAL clear to all of the idiots who emailed me and everyone else who has yet to do so...this car has the
POTENTIAL
to beat Viper's and Vette's. What is so hard about understanding that? POTENTIAL. You stupid idiots.
Also, I was just driving the car, it is really good. I think the winner will like it. I drive it all the time almost and I like it. It will be the best ever if you win it. You can email with any questions about the car. A lot of people have already done that but only some of them have been said things that are mean. There is no need for that. I am not mean to you.
There are no changes to the car's engine (or as you smartasses call it, mods) everything is original. I am happy about that, because there has been people saying a lot of things but nothing has been changed. This car is so cool. The top goes down by a button and when you are done it goes right back up. Just press the button and it will go. I use it a lot, only not that much anymore. Also, the stereo system is amazing(really loud and good) there is an MP3 player in it, it plays MP3 songs from the kazaa. That is not included. But you will get the cd player from Toyota.
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On Oct-18-02 at 13:41:40 PDT, seller added the following information:
I have received a few (hundreds) emails about my auction. I think I need to clarify some things.
First, if if your not interested in it, fine, don't bid then. I don't need anymore smartass people emailing me saying "..is this a joke" or "...did your mom drop you a lot" and stuff like that. So please if you don't have anything nicer to say, please don't say it at all.
Secondly, if this car is tuned correctly to beat those vipers and vettes, it will not keep the current 29 - 33 mpg. That is obvious. Deal with it, don't bid if you can't deal with it.
Third, about the fuel injectors. Many people wanted to know about that. To answer all your questions, he has since fixed it and his truck is running better. So don't worry about anything like that when you bid. Bid with confidence.
Again, thanks for bidding. And to the winner, have fun!!!
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