SOB,
you're not keeping the secret. the party line is, will be, and always has been. "it rains every day, you go for months without seeing the sun........"
it's not like we haven't already endured 10-15 years of californian overflow into our state.
now you're try'n to sell texans on it too?
btw- have you heard the story about the Oregonian, Taxan, and Californian. they where riding on horesback through northern nevada on their way through to southern Oregon.
along the way the way the Texan reaches into his sadle bags and pulls out a bottle of taquila. he takes a long pull off the bottle, draws a pistol from his holster and tosses the rest of the bottle into the air, and shoots it on the first shot.
the other 2 look at him and say "what the hell did you do that for, I could've used a drink"
the Texan says "boys I'm from Texas, we got all the taquila any man could want or need and bottles are free"
the californian knida nods his head at that, the Oregonian shakes his head and they ride on.
a few miles up the road the Californian reaches into his bags, pulls out a nice bottle of californian wine, takes a drink, throws and shoots the bottle.
then says "I'm from California, we have all the good wine anybody could want or need and bottles are free"
so they ride on for a few more miles before crossing the border. shortly after they cross the border, the Oregonian stops and as the others ride up and he opens his bag and pulls out a 'Henrys', tips it up and kills it off, puts the bottle back into the bag, and shoots the Californian dead. he holsters his gun and turns to the Texan. "You're in Oregon now son, you don't waste good beer, we have more Californians than anyone could want or need, and that bottles a nickle"
