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Offline Airhead

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« Reply #75 on: October 25, 2002, 01:17:14 AM »
No way Easymo, these guys will never see a day's freedom in their lives- I'll take that bet. You don't do watermelon like this and walk no matter who is your defense attorney, especially since 9-11.

In fact the question now is what juristiction will sentance them to death first and just which form of capital punishment will be used- gas chamber, lethal injection or electrocution. They qualify for all three. Smart money now says it's lethal injection, but personally I hope it's electrocution. Ever since that scene in "The Green Mile" where they fried that dude the el;ectric chair is my personal favorite form of capital punishment.

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« Reply #76 on: October 25, 2002, 01:22:31 AM »
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See... this is why you won't get on the jury.


Seeing as I recieved a jury summons just today, can I cite your disqualification of my abilities on my juror questionaire if I agree with Eagler?

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« Reply #77 on: October 25, 2002, 01:47:59 AM »
Getting the summons is just the first hoop...

The lawyers tend to frown upon people that walk in unable listen to all of the evidence before passing judgement.
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« Reply #78 on: October 25, 2002, 01:51:42 AM »
The INS already let lee malvo go once. He is an illegal alien (big surprise :(). They will probably get him to testify against the other guy.  Then deport him.

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« Reply #79 on: October 25, 2002, 01:58:49 AM »
If only they would believe me I'd tell em now.

If it's a criminal case I find guilty.  If it's a suit I find for the defendant, with punative damages to the plaintiff's representation of $32 billion for wasting my time.

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« Reply #80 on: October 25, 2002, 02:05:01 AM »
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If only they would believe me I'd tell em now.


Are you a white male?

Buh bye.

No, seriously.  Not to take any ultra-conservative Eagler or Cabby stance, but the chances that you'd be summarily dismissed without justification would go way up for those very reasons, like it or not, no matter what you tell the defense.

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« Reply #81 on: October 25, 2002, 06:37:04 AM »
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See... this is why you won't get on the jury.


hehe

you are right, you have to bite ur tongue when you are there for jury duty

first time defense lawyer asked if anyone thought the mexican the DEA arrested hauling a semi full of mary jane was guilty based on the open statements, when I, only me, raised my hand, I was jerked outa the jury box :)

next time I keep my mouth shut, though I felt the same way, was picked and helped get a crank pusher thrown in jail :)
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