A man from Tennessee goes into a sports bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a beer.
The bartender, noticing the man is the only one not wearing an obnoxious red shirt, red pants, and red shoes, says, “You ain’t from around here are ya?”
“No, I’m from Tennessee.”
As the bar goes suddenly quiet, the bartenders asks, “Well, what do you do up there in Tennessee?”
“I’m a taxidemist,” the Tennessean answeres.
“A taxiwho?”
“It means I mount animals,” explains the man.
“Don’t worry boys,” yells the bartender, “He’s one of us!”
Tennessee 21
Bama 17
