Well, I'm playing English (of course) on expert, cos normal got boring. Wales went 1st, then Scotland......immediately built a fort in Scotland which allows me to train highlanders.

Ok, the English Army is now made up of 1000s of screaming men in kilts supported by 1 or 2 Welsh bowmen.
Prolly not what William Wallace had in mind.
Then came Ireland, followed by Norway and Sweden. THEN ya start building ships and trading posts all over......pretty soon I've got an income of over 5k a year and it's time to take Granada from them orange fellas (but it's pronounced Gibraltar

).
Pretty soon my trading fleet has spread all over the Med and it's pretty clear now the Egyptians have far too much territory and the bulk of their army is kicking seven kinds of sh*t out of the Russians, they're down to 1 provice: Finland. In I charge to Palestine and quickly rape and pillage the entire area, meanwhile the Egyptian army is moving south fast.....and it's a ******* big army.
Finally the two armies meet in Tripoli as I'm seiging a castle and I start to think I shoulda sent more archers......1490 of my lads v 7800 of theres. Well, the Scots did great, 6000 killed, 700 lost and the Egyptian Pharoe captured (and executed). The Russians are making a comeback up North and the Pope thinks I'm the Messiah.
We'll see what happens next......
