he's a typical fighter jock... it goes something like this...
05:30 AM: Wake up and look at wife... think to yourself what a lucky woman she is.
05:35 AM: Hit the bathroom and look in mirror. Think to yourself that chicks dig men with receding hairlines.
05:36 AM: Brush teath and start flossing.
05:45 AM: Finish flossing and go back to looking into mirror to see if a magical star really does appear at the corner of your smile.
06:00 AM: Arrive for pre-flight briefing.
06:40 AM: Wrap up 40 minute session of telling Navy pilot jokes.
06:41 AM: Listen to 1 hr briefing that was exactly the same as the day before. Take some time to laugh at a few individuals and fart.
07:30 AM: Walk up to prep'd aircraft and do a brief inspection so that it looks like you're in charge. Notice that crew chief has full head of hair.
07:50 AM: Take off and do pilot stuff
That's pretty much how every day starts out for him. I'd bet SOB's money on it.
AKDejaVu
