Dux, I was only half kidding about the r-22 (primarily for your benefit as I know you fly them ).
Actually, I did the time in the r-22 after I had about 100 hours of fixed wing time. I just thought being a rotorhead would be way cool, and to a great extent, it is...being able to hover and all is a lot of fun. I just didnt like the r-22. Maybe it's a phobia, maybe it's an unfounded bias, but I just have an aversion to piston powered verti-birds.
Since my r-22 time, over the years, I have managed to grab a few hours here and there in a UH-1 and even a bit at the controls of a blackhawk (auto-throttle is the neatest invention since tits and beer!). Now THAT'S heli flying...I could live with those birds.
When I was stationed in California back in the mid 80's, a bunch of us skydived every weekend at Fort Ord. The normal lift bird was a UH-1 and occasionally, some blackhawk jockey needed some stick time and the Army would allow them to come out and lift jumpers. Since I was one of the jump masters for the MWR program, I got to know the pilots pretty well...and of course, managed to sneak in some time at the controls.
A good friend of mine is a pilot for the Maryland State Highway Patrol. His bird is a Dauphin...never got the chance to fly it though. He loves it. I admit, it's a slick looking egg beater.
As far as I am concerned the best flying in the world is aerobatics. Well, ok, being a fighter jock would rank right up there too. I had high hopes in my younger days of being an f-16 jock and ultimately being a Thunderbird. I had a full-ride scholership to Embry Riddle Aeronautical University, was going to go ROTC and grab an engineering degree. Since part of my ROTC and course curriculum included a flight program, I underwent the Air Force flight physical. I have 20-10 vision, 100% depth perception....but.....I also have a "color deficiency". At that point I had taken, and passed, a 1st class FAA physical every two years for the previous 4 years (started flying in CAP when I was 14). Needless to say, I was immediately disqualified for anything aviation related in the military. I lost my scholership too.