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Offline Cherlie

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« on: November 09, 2002, 04:47:09 PM »
If a girl slaps you because you told her you wanted to jiggy her firm watermelons, does that mean she is interested? :cool:

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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2002, 04:57:47 PM »
Depends whats shes slapping you with doesnt it?

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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2002, 04:58:29 PM »
AHHHH now let the discussion begin!!!

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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2002, 05:32:56 PM »
If the slap is via hand - you need to look at the number of fingers used.  Four fingers across the face is usually a good sign - however if the thumb is presented during the slap, she doesnt want any part of you.  Try slapping her back - girls like this.

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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2002, 07:10:43 PM »
My wife doesn't slap me but she kicks me in the nuts if I piss her off like I did Thursday when someone asked me who was the nastiest lady I've ever been with. I said my wife was and I got kicked, but I have the feeling that if I would have named someone else as the nastiest woman I've ever met I would have gotten kicked twice as hard. Women...can't live with them, can't live with them.

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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2002, 08:20:22 PM »
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If the slap is via hand - you need to look at the number of fingers used. Four fingers across the face is usually a good sign - however if the thumb is presented during the slap, she doesnt want any part of you. Try slapping her back - girls like this.


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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2002, 12:46:49 AM »
The real question is will the person she's dating track you down and give you a firm lesson in what your nuts taste like.

Many a high schooler fall under this...and I've seen some real nasty fights over girls.

If she slaps you...then it's a good sign...if she punches you...that's not.

And if she de-balls you, then you've really got a keeper...as you're one step closer to marridge.

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2002, 12:53:42 AM »
Yeah, it's always a good idea to find out beforehand if the girl you're being fresh with is a karate student.  If she punches you, you could lose some teeth.:D

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2002, 03:58:38 AM »
The slap could mean any number of things. In other words it's meaningless. You'll have to get better data.

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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2002, 09:34:40 AM »
maybe?

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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2002, 11:58:53 AM »
just say

"heeeyy they look better from this angle"

after she swipes your head sideways