i) And yea verily did Pyro come down from on high where the Mighty Ones do dwell.
ii))And he spaketh aloud unto the hordes of Bish and Knits and the downtrodden of the Rooks.
iii)And he said "Lo, Dweebs, we Mighty have not fogotten you! Take hope and have patience for the new version that is to come. Those that warpeth shall be made smooth and those that are gangbanged upon shall be succored!".
iv)And the dweebs heard him and went back to thier PCs to whine and gang-bang.