This is funny but long.
One day in the great forest a magical frog was
walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the
frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance
today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for
dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said,
"Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will
grant you both three wishes . . . Bear, you go first."
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he
was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest,
besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet,
and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the
stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I
wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as
well."
Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped
on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the
rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he
could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and
then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me,
were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I
wish that the bear was gay!"
ComradII
