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Offline johnathanh18

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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2002, 10:16:32 AM »
How about we tell some good lawyer jokes?  I'll start it off...

Question:  What do you call it when you have 12 lawyers on the bottom of a river?

Answer:  A good start!

Alright...now let's hear yours!

Shuckins
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Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2002, 10:24:00 AM »
Oops,  that last message went in under one of my student's accounts.  I gotta keep them off this computer.

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Offline Wlfgng

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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2002, 10:28:08 AM »
lol

hard working teachers!  sheesh
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Offline weazel

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Personal responsibility?
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2002, 10:34:20 AM »
Sure, I'll buy that.

But it's more an issue of a legal system run amok IMO.
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Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2002, 10:50:54 AM »
wlfgang,

I'll have you know I DO work hard...just not so's you'ld notice!

Seriously, if I am caught up on my work during my prep period I relax on the bbs.

Shuckins
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Offline Wlfgng

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« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2002, 10:53:09 AM »
I'm not one to talk..
I find a lot of time, between builds or downloads or whatever, at work to BBS BS
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2002, 11:07:24 AM »
God what BS that suit is.  Lawyers who start crap like that need to be summarily executed.
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2002, 11:11:17 AM »
Why stop at those lawyers funked...  I mean if we to all the trouble to start why not finish the job right!  :D
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2002, 11:20:50 AM »
Actually its the JUDGES that ought to be executed, THEY are the ones that allow this crap in their courtroom.  THEY are the ones that give the nod on the $$ amount of the lawsuits, even if a  jury determines the amount, the judge still has to John Hancock the amount as well.

If I was a judge (damn, lot of you would shiver!) I'd throw this thing right out of the court room.
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2002, 11:22:15 AM »
Judges are just lawyers with robes.  "Execute every last one of 'em."
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2002, 11:25:00 AM »
So, lemme get this straight... those fat lil' bastards sustained themselves solely on Mickey D's food? Particularly french fries and nuggets that are cooked, and thusly soaked, in fatty oil?

Common sense tells me these people are retards and it's amazing they haven't suffered catastrophic heart failure.
-SW
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Offline weazel

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<wrings hands>
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2002, 11:28:51 AM »
"Actually its the JUDGES that ought to be executed"

Buh, buh, but....what about the ones appointed by so called conservatives?

Your not suggesting they might be part of the problem too?

Are you?
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2002, 11:36:02 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by weazel
"Actually its the JUDGES that ought to be executed"

Buh, buh, but....what about the ones appointed by so called conservatives?

Your not suggesting they might be part of the problem too?

Are you?


Politics aside, if they are stupid enough to let the cases like this be heard, NUKE EM! :) (incidently, the Lawyers usually will FILE these cases where a liberal judge resides)
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Offline texace

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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2002, 12:12:25 PM »
Like I've said before in numerous threads...Americans have major trouble balming themselves for their faults.

"It's not MY fault I'm a fat slob...it's McD's for making the food that made me fat!"

"It's not MY fault I have high blood pressure, it's BK's for serving me fries that are cooked in oil!"

"It's not my fault I had a heart attack, it's KFC's for making their 'chicken' taste good!"

And seeing how this is becoming the norm, and just EVERYONE has the Sue me, Sue You blues, I'm wondering what the next big lawsuit will be.

"NYPD sues Dunkin' Donuts for lowering the efficiency of their officers!"

That sounds about right, don't you agree?
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2002, 12:15:25 PM »
In California we had somebody sue a gun manufacturer because their son shot himself (intentionally) with a pistol from that manufacturer.
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