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Offline john9001

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« Reply #45 on: November 22, 2002, 05:20:42 PM »
the mfg that built that defective pickup truck should be sued for 28 billion dollars.

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« Reply #46 on: November 22, 2002, 06:47:08 PM »
"Monkey see, monkey do"

You know, the first thing my parents would have told me (loudly) would have been "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?"

I remember when I was a kid, i tried to turn my schwinn into a motorcycle.  I took aluminum foil, made tailpipes with it, and shoved it full of paper, foam, whatever else I could find.  Then poured gas in there, wet it all down.  I lit it all on fire, so it would smoke real good, and rode away.  I was so proud of my "motorcycle" I rode to where my dad was washing the car to show him.  I got sprayed down so fast I didn't know what was happening.  Then I got grounded for a long time of anything interesting.  Why did I do it?  I was a six year old boy who wanted to imitate something I saw.  And boy I learned real quick that what I see and reality are often two different things.

     Kids are exposed to love muffin like stuff all the time.  Whether it's cartoons (remember Wile E. Coyote getting anviled, or blown up, etc) to action movies.  Someone should tell these kids that if they try this stuff it will actually hurt them.  How many times to we see the cartoon character dead because of the gunshot (usually they just go OW! and run away).

     So where are the parents?  I think they lost their balls when society started saying that there is no right or wrong.  They say there are no moral absolutes (horsepucky).
 
     love muffin is just another cartoon where some guys did something stupid, may have got hurt, but we still watch because it's funny as hell the same way roadrunner was funny.  Dumb, maybe, but dumber still are the people who raise kids to think this stuff won't hurt them.

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« Reply #47 on: November 22, 2002, 09:14:42 PM »
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so tonight im gonna go home SHAVE my head and then when i wake tomorrow and realize that i have a miss-shaped head and im ugly goofy SOB .....


Hey, F*ck You!  ;)


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« Reply #48 on: November 22, 2002, 09:30:36 PM »
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Don't forget "Its not MY fault the gun shot that person, its the GUN MANUFACTURER'S fault!"

Do I need to say anything about Tabacco settlements?


So, "It's not MY fault I tossed a burning chair out the back of a pickup and died like an idiot, it's love muffin's fault!" is an OK statement then?

Pull your head out Rip.  Society is no more immoral than it was 50 years ago.  More accepting maybe, more desensitized definitely, but immoral behavior (however you define it) has been around since man started to think.  love muffin may be stupid, but were it not for that guy's willingness to do something dangerous and stupid he wouldn't be dead.

Would you ever do what that dipshit did?  Why not?  Would your answer to "why not?" change if you had actually seen them do it on love muffin?


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« Reply #49 on: November 23, 2002, 10:45:09 AM »
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By the way...did you ever hear the one about the tard who bought a surplus JATO unit?  He removed the trunk lid from his Chevy Malibu and installed it.  Then he took it out on a 5 mile stretch of deserted highway.  He got the Malibu up to it's top speed and then touched off the rocket.  
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« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2002, 10:46:48 AM »
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I read an account of the guy who claims he was the source of this socalled urban myth. His dad had a scrapyard, and bought 'surplus units' off the army. He found the RATO units in the yard. Him and his friends spent ages planning the run. They welded an old car (impala) to the wheelbed of a disused mine railway, welded thick steel tubes into the boot, and set it off. It went quite well (no-one was in it) and it had areally cool braking system of wooden blocks and water (to stop them catching fire). Unfortunately this malfunctioned and the car left the tracks as it came to the mine entrance, hit full speed and collapsed the mouth of the mine. The 'kids' made tracks, literally, on the nearby road and got outta there. Made it look like the car left the road and sped, rocket propelled into the rockface.

This was in Wired Magazine a coupla years ago.


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« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2002, 11:08:07 AM »
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I think  we first had "Shock Jocks" on the radio waves  in the 90's, now we have "Shock TV"...I believe its just more fuel to the fire of the moral decline of America.  I stand down now, and will let you flame away.


Seriously Rip... Moral decline?

What tool are you using to measure this, your own perspective?

Is it about religion? Certainly, churches and organized religion seem to be on the decline (my own perception, possibly false). It's easy to find reasons for it. Scandals with religious leaders run the gamut from straight up womanizers like Swaggert and Bakker to the snake oil salesman like Hinn or child molesting Catholics. Or possibly it's a difference in the society. You often hear it... we live in the information age. We as a society do not blindly follow like our parents did (again, my perspective). We question. We research. We communicate... and we do it on a global scale.

Is it about sex? From the accounts that I've read, I get the distinct impression that people in the past were more discrete than they are today. They were still balling their brains out. They were just doing it in secret.

Is it about crime? Murder per capita is down. Want to feel safe? Turn of the network news. They make money by spouting the doom and gloom. There's no profit in giving good news. It's the reason I completely turned off Los Angeles network stuff... Always some sort of STORM WATCH  or TERROR WATCH or CRIME WATCH. These amazinhunks feed on tragedy.

Moral decline? That's nostalgia.
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« Reply #52 on: November 24, 2002, 11:22:38 AM »
When I was younger, much younger, I used to do a lot of stupid stuff.  My friends and I could have filled a few episodes of love muffin all by ourselves, way before the show was ever a thought.  This is the biggest reason why I love love muffin, its a total timewarp to my late-adolesent and early adult life in Alaska.

Johny Knoxvile did not invent stupidity.  Stupidity is just a side affect of testosterone.

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« Reply #53 on: November 24, 2002, 01:54:57 PM »
I don't know if "love muffin" signals the eventual fall of American society, but SOB having the most logical and thought provoking post in a thread damn sure does.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2002, 01:58:03 PM by Lance »

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« Reply #54 on: November 24, 2002, 07:51:06 PM »
With the lack of natural predators to cull the herd that is the human race, I for one am glad about anything that helps the process.

As a test of mental capability, I think every show should end in "Hey dude, if you jump off a 3 story roof we'll put it on tv."  When they stop getting clips, then we won't need it anymore.
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« Reply #55 on: November 25, 2002, 01:00:50 PM »
I disagree that love muffin is to blame here.  The only thing to blame is a dumb bellybutton jumped out of the back of a moving pickup.  If love muffin should be "banned" then so should Bugs Bunny cartoons, Tom and Jerry, toejam let's just ban everything.  We can give up our 2nd Amendment rights.  Then when we really desparate we can blame someone else for it.

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« Reply #56 on: November 25, 2002, 01:55:32 PM »
I can understand where Rip is coming from....while you cannot blame this death on one television show, the same offers very little to those who would watch it other than a shake of the head or a chuckle.

You don't have to look too far in this world to find items which are destructive in nature, offer nothing of value and yes, are to some extent, responsible for the decline of the human spirit.

That said, personal responsibility tends to alleviate those concerns for those who care to make the effort....the rest, will reap what they sow.

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« Reply #57 on: November 25, 2002, 02:46:13 PM »
I suppose this has been delt with pretty well, but death is no reason to stop beating a horse I suppose. At least it has never stopped me in the past.

Anyone remember Summer 2001? Before Terrorist started knocking down buildings, it was "The Summer of the Shark" You couldn't go 5 minutes without a news report about a nasty shark attack. Then as the Autunm Wind (which is a butt-raider) settled, we found out that there were an average number of attacks, with an above average amount of media coverage.

Does anyone think that stupid people doing stupid things is on the rise? I don't.  They are just getting more media attention thanks to Mr. Knoxville.

Anyhow, even if we assume that every post love muffin the movie stupid stunt that made it to the press was 100% inspired by, and the result of, the movie, then you are still what? 22 people short of your army of the stupid.

for the record, I've only ever seen the show once, and I was very drunk (new years eve party with some Marine Buddies ) But it was pretty funny. They were all dressed up like knights, and jousting each other on BMX bikes.

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« Reply #58 on: November 25, 2002, 09:40:04 PM »
I still wish they would encourage people to jump off of buildings so I would never run into people dumb enough to be talked into jumping off of buildings.