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Offline beet1e

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« on: November 25, 2002, 06:53:21 AM »
Scene:  The Queen's birthday tea party on the Palace lawns...

Rude Guest from AH:   Thhhhhhhrrrrrrrppppp....   (followed by disagreeable smell)
HM: Oh!  Has one passed wind?
Rude Guest: Yes, and what's more, there's no law against it. I'm wearing my own underpants,  which will be washed in my washing machine using my laundry detergent and my water and electricity, using my money on which I have paid tax.

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2002, 08:08:15 AM »
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America’s constitutional right to bear arms is an anachronism dating back to the 18th century. In modern times, it is an unmitigated disaster which has given rise to many millions of privately owned guns and an alarming homicide rate, with a tally of more than 300,000 firearms related homicides in the past 25 years


How many more people have been killed by drunk dirvers? Cars really need to be banned..... they are not civilized.

Let's make a law that states that all crime is strictly banned, then we will have no crime and we can all be safe.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2002, 08:10:37 AM »
Nuke, ignore the artificial lures that are in the water 24/7.  (note mine below)
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2002, 08:18:20 AM »
It's a hijacking in progress......

and Beet1e has no gun
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2002, 08:33:03 AM »
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Originally posted by NUKE
It's a hijacking in progress......

and Beet1e has no gun


rotflol!
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2002, 09:52:14 AM »
LoL
Maybe his beetle has an exhaust leak?

I mean this is just sad, I would have thought he could do better?
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2002, 10:27:42 AM »
LOL Nuke!  But I have a catapult...   well, actually I don't, but it's all I could think of.

The beetle has no exhaust leak! In fact I had stainless steel exhaust pipes put on - make it sound louder than ever, and quite throaty!
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2002, 11:02:16 AM »
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It's a hijacking in progress......

and Beet1e has no gun


Beautiful.  :D
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2002, 11:48:34 AM »
I'm sure the Home Office has a Department of Passed Wind with a Queen's Garden Party Sub-Directorate. There's got to be a proper British way of doing that as well and there's absolutely no doubt that it would need government supervision.
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2002, 12:11:35 PM »
Is this your car???

It seems fitting.
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2002, 01:03:50 PM »
rofl
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2002, 05:12:15 PM »
ROFL!

Mine is not as nice as that, and is orange. :) It was built as a 1200 - the model that didn't even have a heater/demister fan for blowing farts out!
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