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Offline whgates3

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« on: November 27, 2002, 03:47:42 PM »
Finally, the latest sign that computers now rule our lives, via the Wall Street Journal:

"Basil Iwanyk is not a neo-Nazi. Lukas Karlsson isn't a shadowy stalker. David S. Cohen is not Korean.

"But all of them live with a machine that seems intent on giving them such labels. It's their TiVo, the digital videorecorder that records some programs it just assumes its owner will like, based on shows the viewer has chosen to record. A phone call the machine makes to TiVo, Inc., in San Jose, Calif., once a day provides key information. As these men learned, when TiVo thinks it has you pegged, there's just one way to change its 'mind': outfox it.

"Mr. Iwanyk, 32 years old, first suspected that his TiVo thought he was gay, since it inexplicably kept recording programs with gay themes. A film studio executive in Los Angeles and the self-described 'straightest guy on earth,' he tried to tame TiVo's gay fixation by recording war movies and other 'guy stuff.'

"'The problem was, I overcompensated,' he says. 'It started giving me documentaries on Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Eichmann. It stopped thinking I was gay and decided I was a crazy guy reminiscing about the Third Reich.'"

Our machine, if we had one, might have trouble with a news junkie who likes "Sex and the City."

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2002, 03:51:26 PM »
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"'The problem was, I overcompensated,' he says. 'It started giving me documentaries on Joseph Goebbels and Adolf Eichmann. It stopped thinking I was gay and decided I was a crazy guy reminiscing about the Third Reich.'"
This poor misguided sould believes those two things are at opposite sides of the spectrum.

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2002, 04:02:45 PM »
That's a good one Deja, I gave it a quiet chuckle because I'm at work and didn't want to explain why.:)

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2002, 06:24:13 PM »
Yep "TiVo's Suggestions" are hilarious sometimes.  Mine thinks I am 9 yrs old.

I am trying to convince it that I am a pr0n hound.

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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2002, 07:21:09 PM »
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Originally posted by funkedup
Yep "TiVo's Suggestions" are hilarious sometimes.  Mine thinks I am 9 yrs old.


OK I was going to make a snide remark here but it was just too easy: I felt like I was about to club a baby seal. :D

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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2002, 08:04:58 PM »
Forget the TV,  what about the Radio and DVD player.

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2002, 08:41:05 PM »
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Originally posted by MajTom
Forget the TV,  what about the Radio and DVD player.


and the Brave Little Toaster?