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Offline funkedup

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Global Farting
« on: December 10, 2002, 12:43:41 AM »
This is far more dangerous than global warming.
The earth will get very warm AND stinky.
Make the consumption of beans a capital crime.
For the children!
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Offline SirLoin

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Global Farting
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2002, 12:54:00 AM »
:eek:
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Offline Gunthr

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Global Farting
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2002, 07:52:05 AM »
DRUDGE -

CIA sources say that Saddam Hussain has developed a toot gun capable of reaching Israel. It is believed that synergism with Global Farting effects will render current Israeli civilian gas masks useless. Asked to comment on Saddam's implementation of this latest weapon of mass destruction, Sharron stated: "It stinks."

Developing...
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Offline Boroda

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Re: Global Farting
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2002, 07:57:26 AM »
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Originally posted by funkedup
This is far more dangerous than global warming.
The earth will get very warm AND stinky.
Make the consumption of beans a capital crime.
For the children!


In fact the domestic animals like pigs and cows produce significant part of methane, that is responsible for greenhouse effect together with carbon dioxide.

I was really surprised when I heard that total mass of domestic animals and humans is comparable to the mass of other animal life forms.
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Offline miko2d

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2002, 08:01:58 AM »
Who are you calling fat?!
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Offline Boroda

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2002, 08:17:53 AM »
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Originally posted by Gunthr
DRUDGE -

CIA sources say that Saddam Hussain has developed a toot gun capable of reaching Israel. It is believed that synergism with Global Farting effects will render current Israeli civilian gas masks useless. Asked to comment on Saddam's implementation of this latest weapon of mass destruction, Sharron stated: "It stinks."

Developing...


According to Human Farts Watch, at least 288 Iraqi dissidents were suffocated to death in torture chambers of one of Hussain's palaces testing this deadly weapon of mass destruction. They have reliable data that some so-called "milk factories" produce special biological mixtures instead of yogurt.
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Offline SLO

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Global Farting
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2002, 11:07:37 AM »
doh!!!    just farted:p
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