Perked Eggs and H.a.m.A parady by Fork from 3 Jg.2.
Conversation occurs between HiTech (Dr Seuss) and Ripsnort (Sam)
H.A.M = Hitech Ammunition
Do you liked perked perked eggs and h.a.m.?
I do not like them Sam - I - am.
I do not like perked eggs and h.a.m.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like perked eggs and h.a.m.
I do not like them Sam-I-Am.
Would you like them in a Zeke?
Would you like them in a week?
I do not want them in a zeke.
I do not want them in a week.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them in the air.
Would you put them in a Lanc?
Would you drop them on a tank?
Not in a Lanc.
Not on a tank.
Not with a Zeke.
Not in a week.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
Would you?
Could you?
In a Tiffie?
Take them!
Take them!
In a jiffy.
I would not
could not,
in a tiffy!
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a Hog.
I would not could not in a hog.
Not in a tiffie! You let me be.
A Dora! A Dora!
A Dora! A Dora!
Could you, would you in a Dora!
Not on a Dora! Not on a hog.
Not in a tiffie. Sam! Let me be!
I do not like perked eggs and h.a.m.
I do not like them Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark.
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you could you on a map?
I would not, could not on a map.
Not in the dark. No on a Dora.
I will not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
Could you, would you, in the main?
I would not, could not, in the main.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try them and you may,
I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like perked eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
I would like them in a Lanc!
I would drop them on a tank!
I would drop them in a tiffie!
I would use them with a Dora.
I will make this in a jiffy!
And in a hog.
And in a jug.
They work so well we'll keep a log.
Everyone use them on town.
Blow it up and keep it down.
And I want them in a zeke.
And I want them in a week.
And I want them here and there.
Say! I want them anywhere.
I do so like perked eggs and h.a.m.
Thank-you Thank-you Sam-I-Am.
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