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Offline Hangtime

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« on: December 06, 2002, 02:36:55 PM »
I'm sittin on the plane.. long ride, bored. Guy sittin next to me, an anal retentive poindexter decides he wants to chat me up.

"Say... since we're going to be here awile, lets pick a topic and maybe discuss it."

"like what?" sez I.

"How about 'nuclear power'??" he sez.

"mmm... an interesting topic... but before we discuss that, I have a question for you.. cows, deer and horses all eat grass. Yet a deer excrets little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty and horse produes a clump of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is??"

He pauses shifts uncomfortably and replies... "why... I have absolutely no idea..."

"Well", sez I; "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you quite evidently don't know toejam??"
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2002, 02:38:38 PM »
lol :D
did you take a picture of his face at that point ?
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2002, 02:41:06 PM »
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 Out of all the avionic's dials and switches,two knobs in the cockpit cause 99% of all accidents...


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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2002, 02:41:55 PM »
Originally posted by Hangtime: "Well", sez I; "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you quite evidently don't know toejam??"

 Maybe he was just a nuclear physicist?

I'm sittin on the plane.. long ride, bored. Guy sittin next to me, an anal retentive poindexter decides he wants to chat me up.

 Maybe he thought you looked bored?  :D

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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2002, 02:47:45 PM »
I'm the most unsociable drunkard on the plane. I smell, I fart, I ain't shaved in 4 days, got red eyes and I'm not at all at peace with the world.

I shoulda just stuffed the bozo down the loo.
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2002, 02:49:21 PM »
Wow, I heard this just before going on Vacation, but I can't for the life of me remember where.

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You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2002, 02:51:24 PM »
i have got to admite that was pretty funny

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