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Offline beet1e

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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2002, 02:07:45 PM »
Woooooow!!!  Sorry Mak!  :)
Saurd - yep, they dislocate the jaw, and than the teeth "walk" along the prey. After eating the young man, this snake would not have needed to eat again for a month.

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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2002, 02:15:42 PM »
fluff'n SNAKES.  God I hate 'm.  very few things I hate instinctivly in this world but snakes are on that list.  I'll kill them on sight every time I see them.

btw don't bring your pet snakes to my house and don't invite me over if you got them.

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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2002, 02:18:06 PM »
so the snake died of indigestion?

why else would you cut it open - to save the dead (had to be drunk as a skunk) idiot or for a cool pix you could send around the world on the net?

yes this pix has had over 3 years of net travel
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« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2002, 02:21:17 PM »
why would he have had to been drunk?
you ever sleep in the woods?


btw- you cut the snake open so you can give the guy a decent burial

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« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2002, 02:23:10 PM »
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fluff'n SNAKES.  God I hate 'm.  very few things I hate instinctivly in this world but snakes are on that list.  I'll kill them on sight every time I see them.

btw don't bring your pet snakes to my house and don't invite me over if you got them.


you must have been a mouse in a previous life :)

I have a 3' to 4' black racer that hangs out in the bushes under the front window & suns itself for the last 4 years in the winter. Cool as can be. I'd no more think of outright killin it for being a snake as I would kill anything just to kill it. My father-in law on the other hand suffers from the same paranoia/insecurity as you do I'm afraid.
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« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2002, 02:24:40 PM »
I'm not afraid of any kind of snake....

cuz I've got a bigger one in my pants! hahahaha....

Okay, yeah that was lame...
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« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2002, 02:31:27 PM »
I had one of these when I was a kid. Very docile and seemed to enjoy being handled. Watching it catch, coil and eat a mouse was fascinating.

This is a Rosy Boa, one of only 2 boas native to the US, and is found only in the far southwest.

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« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2002, 02:37:29 PM »
I remeber these pics on the net a few years back. Never fear Ice Cube has since blown that snake up and all its spawns.

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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2002, 02:39:40 PM »
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I'm not afraid of any kind of snake....

cuz I've got a bigger one in my pants! hahahaha....

Okay, yeah that was lame...
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ahahahaha

no...not lame at all :D Are you one of the icy hot skunkaz btw?

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« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2002, 02:44:06 PM »
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Are you one of the icy hot skunkaz btw?


I certainly hope not! I hate yo-boys with a passion.. werd up homee!

But their website is funny... well, atleast their guest book is. :)
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« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2002, 02:45:04 PM »
Ya be straight trippin, biatch !

Icy hot NINJA posse powah !

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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2002, 03:44:40 PM »
I would not say I'm afraid of snakes.  I feel no real fear or terror when they are around.  I just hate them.  Just a very basic feeling that I shouldn't tolerate the thing being alive

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« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2002, 04:46:31 PM »
I could never understand why people were afraid/bothered by snakes... although for me its spiders... they're just... creepy... although I guess my childhood had a little something to do with that... and its also probably the reason why I dont fish that much anymore... youd be amazed how large some webs can get... and amazed further by the size of the anachnid that looms on it.  :eek:

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« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2002, 04:57:40 PM »
capt. apathy,

That is unfortunate.  That vast majority of snakes are built rodent eaters.  Rodents carry disease and are indirectly (by being disease carriers) responsible for more human deaths than any other animal by far.  Snakes help control rodent populations.
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« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2002, 05:52:45 PM »
Claim:   A South American camper was eaten by an anaconda.
Status:   False.

Example:   [Collected on the Internet, 2000]


EXPLANATION:
Apparently, three boys were sleeping in the jungle in South America when the other two woke up, one was missing and a huge snake was laying next to them. You'll see the snake in the first two photo's with the boy inside and the third one is when they cut the snake open to reveal the boy. You have to see this..... Unbelievable...
 
Origins:   This piece circulates in a version with the three photos shown above as a set, and also as only the last photo (the one of the putatively cut-open snake). The location of the tragedy is variously claimed as South America (and the snake an anaconda), Borneo, and Singapore. The victim is said to be a local child, a camper, or "a crew member on an oil rig."

There isn't much to say about this one other than it's just another hoax similar to the one about a crocodile eating a Florida golfer: a hoax created by using some several-year-old photos out of context within a fictitious explanatory framework. The first two photos have been around for several years and appear to be real pictures of a python (a snake found in southeast Asia, not South America) that has consumed a moderately large animal such as a pig. (It's unlikely that either a python or an anaconda could swallow something as large as the human being pictured here.) The final photo doesn't match the other two in detail or quality and simply looks like a bad fake. Either way, no major news service has run any stories in recent months about a camper's having become dinner for a snake in either South America or Borneo.

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