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Offline T0J0

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« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2002, 12:17:25 PM »
We all left one important detail out!!!
They let us play games online with guys named Rude, and Fatbastard and Skuzzy... And still remain married to us, and put up with our AH driving habits..You no the ones where we aim and lead the car in front of us as if were trying to score some perk points... Thats why we love our wifes... Cause they a rare breed putting up with our stupid hobbies!!! And they have to listen to us call people Dweebs!!

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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2002, 12:22:31 PM »
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peaceful warrior,

Joseph, get back to your school work and quit playing around on the East Lab Computer!

Shuckins


OH MY GOSH:eek:

:confused: How do you know my name?:confused:

Offline Turdboy

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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2002, 12:29:41 PM »
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hehe...you must have an extremely large one to do this...like about 4,000 miles long


No if he is like me mine was cut off at marriage so it can be sent in the mail to be used by whom ever.:p

BTW It will be 20 years this coming March for me!:D

Offline miko2d

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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2002, 01:33:46 PM »


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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2002, 02:00:31 PM »
Coming up on 3 months with mine.  And am very very happy this time around!  :D

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« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2002, 02:17:47 PM »
almost everyone i know has been divorced at least once. those that aren't constantly talk about how squeaky and controlling their wife is or whatever.

i guess i don't get why marriage is so hard for some people. i suppose we could try to find something to fight about but it seems like so much work. i almost feel guilty being happily married.

 
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« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2002, 02:48:57 PM »
Here is one for you all,

A few weeks back I get a call at work from my wife, and she said I needed to come home right away as something was blocking the drive and she could not get out.

So I get all pissed off and I take off from work a few hours early and get home to this:


She ask if I would move the dam thing and put it in garage as it was in her way and the dealer that delivered it would not  move it in side.


And she puts up with me everyday

Got to love her!
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« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2002, 02:55:42 PM »
Heater...really nice man.  What a great surprise.

Mine did one to me not too long ago...in my case it was a Rolex.:)
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

Offline H. Godwineson

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« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2002, 03:12:43 PM »
A motorcycle and a Rolex?!  I take it that you guys don't earn your money teaching school, do ya?

Envious, Shuckins :(

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« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2002, 03:41:28 PM »
she pretends it's your bike. actually it's her new vibrator

Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2002, 04:09:32 PM »
Ya know I was considering getting a Rolex.....

Then I decided to buy a house instead... (same price more bedrooms).

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« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2002, 04:43:22 PM »

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #42 on: December 12, 2002, 04:51:35 PM »
Hehm when you hear people congratulating each other for spending lots of time with a member of the opposite sex and still being happy, you really start to think of that it's a rarity.

I'd stay away from marriage, but that'd require the possibility of getting married, so I can't. :D

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« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2002, 05:56:53 PM »
Mine is awsome to.....Can't think of ever being without her. be great if more people in the world could have what My wife and I do.  :D

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« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2002, 06:06:54 PM »
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she pretends it's your bike. actually it's her new vibrator


ROFLMAO...

It's funny 'cause it's true.;)
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