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Offline festus

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« on: December 13, 2002, 12:43:27 PM »
Perhaps this has been explained before, so forgive if it has. But I was wondering about the fossil record. Can anyone give me one example of a species being created (evolved) in the fossil record as proof of this theory. All that I've seen is that the fossil record proves is the extinction of species of the past.

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2002, 12:57:38 PM »
The latest news is in the evolution of feathered dinosaurs. Here's a link...

http://www.amnh.org/science/specials/dinobird.html

It tells and shows evidence that feathers first evolved as a way to keep warm rather than to facilitate flight.

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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2002, 01:45:48 PM »
festus -

 Well, there is a sequence of well-preserved remains of extinct creatures each one closely resembling the earlier and latter finds - close enough to be considered the same species - that all together form a chain from a small fox-like creature to the modern horse.

 There are in fact plenty of such sequences.

 Obviously you know that archeologists never use superficial characteristics to identify species but very specific ones - a tooth is enough for them to tell the species independently from a shape of most any bone, specific muscle attachment, etc. When speculating about possible descendants/ancestors, they examine evolution of every such feature independently - evolution of a tooth, heel-bone, skull-feature, etc.

 That does not of course absolutely prove that the species evolved rather than were Created as they are now.
 One can still believe that modern life is a result of creation but must then admit that God went to a lot of trouble to arrange evidence suggesting of evolution - and evidence of existence of the Earth and the universe few billion years prior to the creation event. Could he have done that, was he able to? Why not. Why? Not a valid question for mortals.

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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2002, 06:41:46 PM »
Festus, as miko said, the best is probably the evolution of horses. There are a number of fossils demonstrating the smooth, gradual changes from the small dog-like creature Hyracotherium, through a number of intermediaries (and side branches), to the modern genus Equus, which includes horses and zebras.

I’m sure a web search of “horse evolution” would give you plenty of details. Also, try searching the biology literature for Bruce J. MacFadden, who has published a lot of recent work on horse evolution.
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2002, 07:46:54 PM »
not to mention the paucity of other explantory theories in existence for fossils.

current contenders include:

fossil were placed in earths crust by a deity in order to fool rational humans. (or for some other 'ineffable' reason)

fossils are naturally occuring rock patterns, like stalactites.

fossils are the indigenous species of animals frozen in rock when earth was terraformed by the Nommo 9,500 years ago.

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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2002, 10:00:16 PM »
fetus:
the evolution of the jewman species is told by fossils.
australia-pik-yo-ass  ---> homo's-erection-us   ---> knee-and-her-stall ---> etc

don't forget the hoax theory for fossils (piltdown man). it works great for crap circles

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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2002, 10:06:57 PM »
You are all wrong!  

The earth is a giant ball of elephant dung rolled up by the all powerful dung bettle god Kuuullax, it rests on top of giant tortise. Humans were created in the belly of a microscopic subterranian crocodile and we entered the earth through a hole in the sky...

Praise Kuuullax! Death to Infidels!

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2002, 11:16:50 PM »
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You are all wrong!

The earth is a giant ball of elephant dung rolled up by the all powerful dung bettle god Kuuullax, it rests on top of giant tortise. Humans were created in the belly of a microscopic subterranian crocodile and we entered the earth through a hole in the sky...

Praise Kuuullax! Death to Infidels!


LIES! If Kuuullax really created the world then why did my kitty Mitsy die!? KUUULLAX IS A LIE! The next time Kuuullaxian Worshippers come to my door they'll get shot!

YOU KUUULAXDAMN SON OF A squeak! HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE SUCH CRAP!?!

I refuse to believe that there is any being higher than myself. If there was a Kuuullax he would have made the world perfect in every way and there would be no kittys dying ever.

Elephant dung! HA! Everyone knows how the universe came into being and how every star formed and how every planet formed and how life came to exist. It's SOOOO obvious there is no such thing as Kuuullax. You're so stupid to believe that.

Man you're stupid.

So tell me, if YOUR Kuuullax created the world how come there are drug dealers? How come YOUR Kuullax followers always try to make me believe something?! I HATE YOU! YOU ALL SUCK! DIE!

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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2002, 11:58:45 PM »
Kuuullax the all powerful dung beetle god works in mysterious ways.

Anyway there is even an explaination for those so called dinosaur "fossils" the infidels bring up in their pathetic attemts to tarnish the glory of Kuuullax and his creations. They are simply the bones of wicked demons often slain and eaten by the noble elephants, and naturally since the earth is made of elephant dung the bones will of course sometimes show up...

Now bow down before Kuuullax or face his wrath beeker!!!

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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2002, 03:18:12 AM »
No need to even look at fossils. Living evolutionary experiments exist, look up Darwin, Finches, and Experiment on google.



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Originally posted by festus
Perhaps this has been explained before, so forgive if it has. But I was wondering about the fossil record. Can anyone give me one example of a species being created (evolved) in the fossil record as proof of this theory. All that I've seen is that the fossil record proves is the extinction of species of the past.

Festus

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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2002, 12:44:15 PM »
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fetus:
the evolution of the jewman species is told by fossils.
australia-pik-yo-ass  ---> homo's-erection-us   ---> knee-and-her-stall ---> etc

don't forget the hoax theory for fossils (piltdown man). it works great for crap circles


Crap Circles? Aliens secretly coming to earth and leaving littel circles of crap, or talented land artists spreading excrement in interetsing patterns?

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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2002, 01:09:11 PM »
hehehehehe  :)


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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2002, 04:24:11 PM »
hahahahahaha :D
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