10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk!
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow,
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow!
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto,
in hopes that later, you'd be my ho!
7. This feels so good, it feels so right,
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night!
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class,
especially when I'm spanking your big-round-fat ass!
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished,
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!
4. Through all the things that come and pass,
Our love has grown...but so has your ass!
3. You're a honey...and you're a cutie,
I just wished you had J-Lo's 'booty'!
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny,
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
ComradII
