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Offline sprint

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The 12 Days of Christmas DAY#8
« on: December 18, 2002, 11:56:24 PM »
DAY EIGHT:

OK Pal ! !

WHAT IN THE SCREAMING HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH EIGHT
MAIDS-A-MILKING? JESUS!!! I THINK I PREFER THE whoopee BIRDS! THE whoopee MAIDS-A-MILKING HAD TO BRING THEIR
whoopee COWS. THERE IS COW SH*T ALL OVER MY LAWN AND
BIRD SH*T ALL OVER THE HOUSE. I CANNOT MOVE MY FEET.
JUST LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE, SMARTASS.
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Offline Rude

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2002, 08:32:13 AM »
You should watch your mouth.

Skuzzy?
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Offline sprint

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I dont want to offend
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2002, 09:21:38 AM »
I dont want to offend anyone .. but this is a joke and their is 4 more days to go.  If anyone want to hear the rest, I'll be glad to continue but if you agree with "rude" I will stop.

Pls vote now ;)


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« Last Edit: December 19, 2002, 09:24:54 AM by sprint »
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Offline Dowding (Work)

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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2002, 09:24:26 AM »
Ignore Rude and join a club with a rapidly increasing membership. :p
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Offline paulieb

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2002, 10:58:35 AM »
Absolutely, keep 'em coming!!
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Offline palef

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2002, 02:59:56 PM »
Who's Rude?

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Offline sprint

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2002, 03:42:40 PM »
I got these replys from other people

"Oh puleeease. How could someone get offended by something like this? Maybe some old bingo-ladies at the bridge club but that's probably about it. I guess there's always someone with permanent pucker-factor with a thick stick up their prettythang but just ignore those strange birds.

This is getting really good, please don't stop. If she's this mad now I can't wait to see what she'll do with 4 more very inconvenient gifts that are coming hehe. I doubt any old bingo-ladies will show up here expressing their offendedness, don't sweat it."


"hey, i find this joke very offensive! such a good song destroyed by inconsiderate people....

*removes stick from ass* ah much better now  keep it going sprint, its just getting good"

"Keep it going :D'



sprint
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PS: Violet is not happy on Day 9 :(
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2002, 06:28:33 PM »
I don't know,... sounds like PETA and NOW may have some sensitivity issues....:)
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Offline Bonden

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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2002, 07:46:48 PM »
Don't stop now !!!:D
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Offline mrfish

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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2002, 08:02:55 PM »
i vote with rude actually. guess that makes me a bingo lady....a fat drunk bingo lady.

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