In order for Santa to enter U.S. airspace, he must undergo an FAA certification at least every 24 months. As the FAA examiner was climbing into the sleigh for the practical test, Santa noticed a small shotgun tucked under the examiners coat.
"What's that for?", asks Santa suspiciously.
"Well," says the examiner, "I'm not really supposed to tell in advance when I will be asking a pilot to demonstrate his ability to handle emergencies, but in this flight we are going to lose an engine."
Happy Holidays virtual combatants!
