Originally posted by Ripsnort:
LOL...BURN IT, IT's EVIL!
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with N1k's?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from N1k's?
VILLAGER #1: More N1k's!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do N1k's burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether they are made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of them.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw them into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... it.. weighs the same as a duck, it's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A N1k!
CROWD: A N1k!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A N1k! A N1k!
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Verkaaft's mei Gwand `I foahr in himmel!Sell my clothes I am going to Heaven![This message has been edited by AG Sachsenberg (edited 05-03-2001).]