Originally posted by Ripsnort:
 LOL...BURN IT, IT's EVIL!
BEDEMIR:  Tell me, what do you do with N1k's?
  VILLAGER #2:  Burn!
  CROWD:  Burn, burn them up!
  BEDEMIR:  And what do you burn apart from N1k's?
  VILLAGER #1:  More N1k's!
  VILLAGER #2:  Wood!
  BEDEMIR:  So, why do N1k's burn?
      [pause]
  VILLAGER #3:  B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
  BEDEMIR:  Good!
  CROWD:  Oh yeah, yeah...
  BEDEMIR:  So, how do we tell whether they are made of wood?
  VILLAGER #1:  Build a bridge out of them.
  BEDEMIR:  Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
  VILLAGER #2:  Oh, yeah.
  BEDEMIR:  Does wood sink in water?
  VILLAGER #1:  No, no.
  VILLAGER #2:  It floats!  It floats!
  VILLAGER #1:  Throw them into the pond!
  CROWD:  The pond!
  BEDEMIR:  What also floats in water?
  VILLAGER #1:  Bread!
  VILLAGER #2:  Apples!
  VILLAGER #3:  Very small rocks!
  VILLAGER #1:  Cider!
  VILLAGER #2:  Great gravy!
  VILLAGER #1:  Cherries!
  VILLAGER #2:  Mud!
  VILLAGER #3:  Churches -- churches!
  VILLAGER #2:  Lead -- lead!
  ARTHUR:  A duck.
  CROWD:  Oooh.
  BEDEMIR:  Exactly!  So, logically...,
  VILLAGER #1:  If... it.. weighs the same as a duck, it's made of wood.
  BEDEMIR:  And therefore--?
  VILLAGER #1:  A N1k!
  CROWD:  A N1k!
  BEDEMIR:  We shall use my larger scales!
      [yelling]
  BEDEMIR:  Right, remove the supports!
      [whop]
      [creak]
  CROWD:  A N1k!  A N1k!
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 Verkaaft's mei Gwand `I foahr in himmel!Sell my clothes I am going to Heaven!
 Verkaaft's mei Gwand `I foahr in himmel!Sell my clothes I am going to Heaven![This message has been edited by AG Sachsenberg (edited 05-03-2001).]