JB73:
'Oh'. Why doesn't it say so somewhere?

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What happens is it'll load for a while, and then give me a cryptical error. Seems it's just when it is about to write, so it's likely something to do with the boot sector. Thanks for the heads up.
Will try that once it's time for another reinstall (just reinstalled when removing Linux fediddleed up the LILO boot).
Oh and yeah, buy ASUS. I haven't bought anything else for years. Great manuals, great features, ok customer service if you ask specific questions.