Am still chuckling at this one..
Flying a real plane into a busy pattern,, about to make your base to final turn,, dip wing and reactively press thumb against the side of PTT (Push to talk switch atop the stick) and expect the left-view of runway to pop up in the front windshield..
Then shake head and say to self (aloud).. "I'm such a friggin prettythanghole ~"..
Then realize that the PTT is still depressed and EVERYONE in the pattern heard it.
(thank Christ is was an untowered field!!)