Originally posted by ALF
I keep waiting for the Hey Nikki parady from Al
"Oh Nikki, your so fine, fire your cannons, hear them whine, hey nikki, hey nikki"
ask and you shall receive.

Hey Nikiddie
I knew a dweeb in a Nikiddie, I guess you could say he was a HO fiend
I met him over mindanao spraying from a fully loaded magazine
He said, "How'd you like to try to joust before I flee?"
And I could not resist when the nikiddie came headon for me
He couldn't fly his way out of an air castle, straight-line in the sky
He was such a newbie lemming, not a clue he could buy
He said, "I turned off my tracers, I'm smart for my kind"
But the guns started twinkling, and I knew it was time
Ohhh, Nikiddie
AT 1k out I started moving, or maybe using a little immelmann
I can't tell you what it did for me, but his plane will never land
His HOness was gonna kick my behind, oh, he'll moan and whine
But he'll sure enough, sure enough, HO again next time
Dweeby Nikiddie, ohhhh!
He ended up in tower, his plane no longer there
He looked all over, all he found was an empty chair
I typed on CH1, "Thank you 4 playing, learn to fly the plane
Call me up whenever you wanna joust again"
Yeah, Nikiddie, ohhh!
Oh, come back Nikiddie, come back!
Ho dweeb, just wasting my time, time, time....