Beetle, I could throw a stupid comment in a daily or weekly thread like you, or I could just come up with a bunch and throw them in all at once. So, here goes the all at once method.
Its amazing the Germans didnt win the war, what with Montgomery trying to screw it up so bad.
Plus, England was being lead by a drunk at the time.
If Diana hadn't been such a tramp, she'd be alive today.
Of course the English are skinny, their food sucks and their teeth probably hurt so much they have a hard time eating.
The British drink their beer warm, what do they care, they are probably too drunk to notice its warm, and they are too impatient to get more to let it cool.
Monty Python and Benny Hill both confirmed that British men actually love to dress in drag. If they think that is humor, they were probably drunk too.
British men call cigarettes "studmuffins", and everyone knows they love to suck on studmuffins.
The British think a badass cycle is made by Vespa, and to make it really look awesome they bolt on a dozen rear view mirrors.
Enough stupid stuff, and still hoping a yank with access to him will kick Beetles bellybutton just for sport.
dago
