Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones bellybutton toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time.It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of toejam at the exact same second that ones bellybutton is properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.
