A Gorrilla is not a monkey.
Your Gorilla is no Gorilla at all.
So he's a monkey, pretending to be a Gorilla, all the while trying to handle the big stick and not show his big red shiny baboon's arse.

Good luck to fella, he's got a tough job and somebody's got to do it!

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I am not:
1) Anti-American
2) Pro Bin Laden
3) A Muslim
4) A Communist
5) Nuts