The drama...the excitement...thrills...chills ...romance! I laughed, I cried, it had me on the edge of my seat.
The understated emotions of the green-shirted Jedi at the end was pure Oscar material. He takes a couple of swings with his weapon, relaxes a moment, and then reaches for something off camera, all the while giving the viewer that "Ah, I'm just funning with you" as if he was your best friend, and then popping the beer nut into his mouth and coming at you again with the lightsabre until you're beaten down and begging for your life. That's pure Evil in its evilest incarnation!
"And the People's Choice award for best sound editing in a science fiction film goes to....'Pool Hall Jedis'!"