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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2003, 01:06:41 PM »
My wife and I have sex at least 50 times a day.
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2003, 01:16:14 PM »
I am NOT getting married... these stories scare me.
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2003, 01:23:47 PM »
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My wife and I have sex at least 50 times a day.


But not with each other :)
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« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2003, 02:00:09 PM »
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But not with each other :)


:D
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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2003, 03:06:01 PM »
Once a day is pretty damn good - what does your mistress look like? :D



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My wife says that I’m pretty lucky with once a day.  She thinks that very few couples that have been married six years and have two toddlers, get at it once a day.  Well, I’m certainly not going to argue that I’m not lucky, but I don’t think that once a day is all that uncommon for folks who have been married for only six years.  

Ok, so how long have you been married, how many kids do you have (and what ages are they), and what’s you shag coefficient?

eskimo
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Offline miko2d

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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2003, 04:47:45 PM »
You call that "lucky"?

 None of you have a wife who wants to make love more than you do? Has to be persuaded? You loosers...

 miko
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Offline mietla

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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2003, 05:25:38 PM »
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You call that "lucky"?

 None of you have a wife who wants to make love more than you do? Has to be persuaded? You loosers...

 miko


Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)
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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2003, 05:57:19 PM »
mietla: Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)

:D :D

 You wish. She likes making love - and experiment, but she only loves me (and our child of course). And she makes a six figure salary. And luck had nothing to do with it. I knew what I was looking for.

 Oh, yeah - she also loves to cook and she does our bills and taxes. She also loves to eat - stake and cakes, no "low fat" crap but real stuff and never gains a pound on her 135.

 Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 which is not my first choice but nobody is perfect...

 miko
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Offline GPreddy

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« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2003, 06:56:41 PM »
All I have to do is touch beer wench and shes ready. Only once a day? Trade up!:D
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Offline Arlo

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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2003, 07:07:50 PM »
Damned yankees and their "shag coefficiency" threads. Country's goin' ta hell.
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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2003, 07:24:53 PM »
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mietla: Attention all losers... we all meet at miko's house tonight :)
 ... Her preferred rifle is an AK-47 ....


Never mind.
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2003, 09:07:49 PM »
Gee voss. Do you and Ironman take turns being the Beer wench?
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Offline davidpt40

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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2003, 10:29:48 PM »
Do some sit ups and lose that beer belly and things will improve.
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« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2003, 12:04:12 AM »
Been married 14yrs..... spend allot of time hoping the wife finds someone else to take care of the business as once a week is really too much work.  Hell... maybe she'll find one good enough to run away with!! :D
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« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2003, 12:07:53 AM »
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You call that "lucky"?

 None of you have a wife who wants to make love more than you do? Has to be persuaded? You loosers...

 miko


???.....who the hell wants to do that? :eek:
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