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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: January 26, 2003, 09:05:19 AM »
ST.Peter at the pearly gates was often interested in IQ's of people as waited to enter heaven.  On his chart for today was the first man whose IQ was 160!  As the man approached, St. Peter decided to do his usually small talk, and noting the man's IQ, decided that Quantum Physics was a good subject.  Soon this gentleman was on his way and the next approached...this next gentleman had an IQ of 130...so St. Peter began discussing the aspects of Formula 1 racing, different brands of pleasure boats with this soul and soon this gentleman was on his way through the pearly gates.  Next on his list was a man with an IQ of 70, and as the man approached St. Peter, St.Peter said "Hiya! how 'bout them Raiders!?"
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2003, 09:15:44 AM »
A Bucks fan walks into a bar.

He loudly proclaims that all Raiders fans are amazinhunks.

There were a number of people in the bar who agreed with him and the group quickly came to the very loud conclusion that the man was right...Raiders fans are indeed amazinhunks.

One very drunk man at the end of the bar piped up and slurringly stated "I take essseption to all of yer remarks."

"Are you a Raiders Fan?" one of the group asked.

"No", he responded, "I'm an amazinhunk".
:D

(Instead of Raider fan you can use Lawyer or Accountant...the joke still aplllies.)
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Offline SaburoS

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Re: Raider Fans
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2003, 01:55:25 AM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
ST.Peter at the pearly gates was often interested in IQ's of people as waited to enter heaven.  On his chart for today was the first man whose IQ was 160!  As the man approached, St. Peter decided to do his usually small talk, and noting the man's IQ, decided that Quantum Physics was a good subject.  Soon this gentleman was on his way and the next approached...this next gentleman had an IQ of 130...so St. Peter began discussing the aspects of Formula 1 racing, different brands of pleasure boats with this soul and soon this gentleman was on his way through the pearly gates.  Next on his list was a man with an IQ of 70, and as the man approached St. Peter, St.Peter said "Hiya! how 'bout them Raiders!?"


...and then a man with an IQ of 50 wanders in and St. Peter asked him how his BMW held up....  :D

Just kidding Rip!!:)
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