Author Topic: Whine of the Week....by Rude  (Read 561 times)

Offline Pongo

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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2002, 09:24:00 AM »
"Kieran - I hear ya. My daughter is 12 and officially a woman (groan). "

oh man.
That has to be a troll no one would post that unless they wanted to see the infinite whitty replies that could be made to it.

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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2002, 09:49:00 AM »
Unless I read him wrong, he is referring to the "monthly bill". I feel your pain, I am surrounded, even the cats are females.

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2002, 09:56:00 AM »
Wegaman – NB is usually a pretty strategy conscious flyer and I can’t see him sacrificing a CV for the hell of it.  It happens some times and CV’s are easy targets for the right person trying to kill it.  Regardless of the zigzags you have plotted.


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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2002, 10:03:00 AM »
As is... if a bomber can get its cross hairs on it..its dead.

 xBAT
Of course, I only see what he posts here and what he does in the MA.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  I think its important for people to realize that we don't really know squat about each other.... definately not enough to use words like "hate".

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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2002, 10:22:00 AM »
Kieran, how old are they?
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2002, 10:23:00 AM »
yeah how old?   :)

btw you want to scare a teenage boy off your daughter?

dont do the moody father cleaning the gun routine! use some psycology!

first of all act OVERLY nice when they arrive at your home.make sure hes never quite sure if youre just too nice to be true.
then at some quiet moment mention how when you was in the army you used to dream of killing the kids that dated your daughter so you sought help and now youre cured!!!
THEN explain that when the feelings of hate and murder well up inside you turn them to smiles and happiness!!!
then a quick FORCED smile and a HEAVY pat on the back with 'im glad such a nice lad is..(choke the word out) DATING my daughter'

that should just about screw his brain up for another year.hehehe

[ 01-10-2002: Message edited by: hazed- ]

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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2002, 10:40:00 AM »
Old enough to draw attention and young enough to be my babies. Stay away.   :D

Truthfully, I have it better. I am a teacher, and by the time I let the girls date I will most likely have known them (the boys) for some time, and inversely they will have known me. It is far worse than your scenario, let me assure you.

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2002, 11:19:00 AM »
A good one I heard just recently, sit down with the boy in question and tell he can do whatevr he wants with your daughter....

But when they get home you will do the same to him....Laughed my bellybutton off when I heard it BTW my friend is 6'4" and 500lbs.

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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2002, 04:47:19 PM »
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Two accounts indeed would be $30.

Hmm, daughters are that good looking eh Kieren?  (Books flight....)


Ah, yeah I missed the implication. 'Off the streets and away from my daughters' mean his daughters are on the streets. So HE can probably afford two accounts. Assuming they are getting customers, that is. :p ;)

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« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2002, 05:03:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Kieran

Old enough to draw attention  


ROAD TRIP TO BEDFORD!! :D

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« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2002, 06:58:54 PM »
Kier, you poor slob. :(

Even the cats, enh?
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2002, 12:17:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Kieran



You other dudes- stay away, I bench 360lbs, can run very fast, and know how to use a knife to inflict slow, agonizing death!   :D

Kieran, sounds kinda like Koran, u must be part of the Al-Queda network and have been reported to the appropriate FBI department for making terroristic threats....

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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2002, 01:15:39 PM »
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Originally posted by rpenzel
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Originally posted by Kieran


Kieran, sounds kinda like Koran, u must be part of the Al-Queda network and have been reported to the appropriate FBI department for making terroristic threats....

GMan


lol Kieran .. sorry i have been reading wrong your post :rolleyes:

rpenzel you sounds like chicken with your FBI
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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2002, 01:30:54 PM »
"YEAH!... uh, waitaminnit, what'd he say?":confused:

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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2002, 01:31:54 PM »
Went to the potato house last week entertaining a visitor (relationship concealed to protect the innocent) to Reno. (I   sat at the bar, sorry, don't dabble in that funstuff.)

Anywho, it's all a sudden clear why every state needs these, or why the AH community needs access at least.

You poor sorry stiff-sock bastards claiming a guy's that could kick 4 of your tulips at once daughters... :)

Oh the shame.

If you have you no respect for yourselves, have some for the good 'ol school teacher. (Animal excluded, his pitiful plight is understandable)
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