Author Topic: Are their any fat aliens? (Read 637 times)

Makarov9 · « **on:** January 30, 2003, 12:52:05 PM »

All I ever see are the skinny, big-headed aliens. Do you think they developed some magic pill to keep them thin or did they evolve into the skinnies that they are?

Perhaps they keep the fat ones at home to lighten the load on the saucers.

jonnyb · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2003, 12:55:27 PM »

Dune · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2003, 12:57:53 PM »

Does your boss know you're this bored?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2003, 01:01:19 PM »

As soon as the fast food chains make it beyond planet Earth, you bet there will be fat aliens.

gofaster · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2003, 01:18:10 PM »

The aliens are so skinny because they're nearly starved by the time they get to Earth. Ever notice how spacious the cabins in those UFOs are? That's because the aliens started out fatter, then shed the pounds during the trip.

That would also explain why their heads are so much bigger than the rest of their bodies. The heads start out proportionate to the rest of them, but it doesn't shrink like the rest of their bodies do because its mostly skeletal bone rather than muscle.

I've watched a lot of sci-fi and read a lot of comic books, so I'm in there and I know what I'm talking about!

ra · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2003, 01:20:46 PM »

Jabba the Hut.

Preon1 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2003, 01:33:50 PM »

Half the ferengi in Star Trek are fat

Makarov9 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2003, 01:39:57 PM »

I'm talking about real aliens. Everytime they pick me up and shove things up my ying-yang, all I see are the skinny ones. I've asked them but they just chatter and send me back.

hardcase2 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2003, 01:59:10 PM »

Maka are you a potato down at Beale and 4th?

Makarov9 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2003, 02:11:54 PM »

For all the kinky things they do to me I wish they would pay me.

hardcase2 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2003, 02:12:44 PM »

SunKing · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2003, 02:47:33 PM »

someone just rent "Signs" ?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2003, 03:18:00 PM »

Aliens arent fat - and they dont have those huge eyes... those are actually space suits... or at least thats what Zyklor told me when they took me away.

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2003, 03:22:09 PM »

Based on the "alien weight chart" I stole when I was last in for my anal probe, many ARE overweight. Although there is some controversy among the venusians that the chart may be biased against them.

Puke · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2003, 06:59:37 PM »

Mak, I thought you walked a little funny when I met you at last year's con.

lol