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Offline poopster

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My first PT boat ride..
« on: February 02, 2003, 11:44:42 PM »
It was summer of last year. Been over awhile and got accepted to the Mongrels..

First night after becoming an official squadie I logged on to the baltic and hooked up with Swagger.

"Let's take some PT boats and hit the enemy base"

I'm game, we launch..

I'm busying myself getting used to the boat, learning the gun positions and such when another squadie comes on and says "Whats up ??"

I says me and Swagger are hittin the base in PT boats..

"You guys doin a Swagger naked PT boat raid ??"

"Naked PT boat raid ??"

"Oh yea" hes says "great stuff"

Well hell, I really like these guys, they made me feel at home, if it's naked, so be it.

So I leave the throttle on high and scatter my cloths around my chair and put my keys and wallet on the scanner..

Get all sat down, make sure everything is right, look to my right and there is Swagger right along side..

Two Mongrels side by side manning PT boats. Feet apart, hands on our hips with members in the breeze going into battle..

About that time my lady comes from the back of the house and says..

"What are you doing ???"

"Me and Swagger are on a naked PT boat mission !!"

She looks and me and says "Ohhh....kay" and goes to watch TV.

She's GREAT, she always understands..

Were almost there now, dot's flying about, I've got the gun thing down enough to make a go of it..

My daughter walks through and says "Mom why is dad naked ??"

"He's flying honey"

"Oh" and continues out the door..

My family is COOL.

Were close now, men among men going into battle, the wind in our faces and....our.. members, as we prepare for the fight..

Icons appear and the first attacker dives in..

As my Father inlaw walks through the door...

Offline TWOLF

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LOL!
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2003, 11:52:44 PM »
Ok, I am sending you the bill for a new Monitor!  (just Kidding)

ROFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D

(Cleaning coffee off my work monitor)

Offline Nilsen

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My first PT boat ride..
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2003, 03:17:59 AM »
:D

Offline Skuzzy

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My first PT boat ride..
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2003, 07:10:12 AM »
ROFLMBO!  So who won?  The father-in-law or the enemy?
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Offline Swager

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My first PT boat ride..
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2003, 06:22:06 PM »
I remember that Poop!  Hell, we were runnin those PTs so close I could just about spit on ya!!  :)

My wife dosen't ask anymore, she just shakes her head!  She will let me know if company is coming over soon!

:)

You were swaying too, ya stud!!  :)
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Powell: Yes Rock.
Rock: Well that's where I got it, he's my son.
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Offline Meatwad

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My first PT boat ride..
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2003, 11:23:11 PM »
LOL! Now thats some funny stuff!
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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My first PT boat ride..
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2003, 12:27:00 AM »
Hehe...I don't want to know! :D